LANDMANPERMIAN BASIN / ONCHAIN
WEST TEXAS STATE OF MIND VOL. 01 / STILL ON SHIFT

ZERO UTILITY. FULL OVERTIME.

$LANDMAN

SOLD EVERYTHING.
FOUND CRUDE.

A zero-utility memecoin about a degenerate who drove to West Texas and fell in love with oil. Still broke. Never happier.

PAIRED WITH USO / Robinhood Chain

CAcoming soon, partner
STRIKE OIL CHART𝕏

ZERO UTILITY. NO PROMISES. NOT ADVICE.

100%
OILFIELD
DEGENERATEOur shirtless cowboy frog hugs a barrel of splashing crude, wearing his cheap chain and trucker tan.
my truck is lifted. my credit is not.
THE LANDMAN / EMPLOYEE OF THE MESS

FRACK AROUND.

Tap the empty dirt. See what happens.

DISPATCHES FROM THE PATCH

FIELD REPORTS.

100-hour weeks.
0 transferable life skills.

01 / PAYDAY
The Landman throws his paycheck from his lifted truck at a gas station.

DIRECT DEPOSIT.
IMMEDIATE REGRET.

got paid friday. truck payment, lift kit, chrome nuts. broke by sunday. back on the rig monday. perfect system.

02 / MAN CAMP DIARIES
The exhausted Landman checks his phone in a cramped man-camp bunk.

LIVING THE DREAM.
BUNK BED EDITION.

11pm. four bars of signal. zero clean socks. the flare stack is the night-light.

03 / CLEAN BOOTS WATCH
The muddy Landman side-eyes an adult cartoon visitor with pristine white boots.

SON, THOSE BOOTS
ARE SUSPICIOUS.

fella asked what our utility is. son, this is a frog with a truck payment.

04 / TRUE LOVE
The Landman hugs a pumpjack with tears of joy at sunset.

IT NODS.
HE UNDERSTANDS.

pumpjack don’t care about your feelings. pumpjack just nods. be like pumpjack.

05 / INCIDENT REPORT
The Landman in sunglasses walks away from an empty cartoon derrick exploding.

PERFECTLY NORMAL
TUESDAY.

frack around and find out. crew’s fine. dignity was already missing.

06 / FUEL RECEIPT
The Landman smiles at a gas pump showing three dollar signs.

SMILES PER GALLON.

my truck is lifted. my credit is not. fill it up anyway.

1,000,000,000SUPPLY
0UTILITY
0ROADMAP
1TRUCK PAYMENT
∞ENERGY DRINKS

⚠ READ THIS OR THE LANDMAN GETS SAD ⚠

$LANDMAN is a memecoin with no utility, no roadmap, no team promises and no expectation of profit. It is for entertainment only. Its price can go to zero, and it can get there fast.

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"Landman" is the name of an oilfield job. $LANDMAN is not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to any TV show, studio, network, actor, or oil and gas company. Trucks, frogs and explosions shown are cartoons.

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